name withheld to protect the ferret
“Excuses are like assholes, there’s really no reason to bleach them… unless you’re in the porn business.”
Thomas Alva Edison
[22:05] [name withheld to protect the ferret]: i am going to go bathe my ferret
[22:05] [van]: is that a euphemism for masturbation?

- City of Shadows – very cool use of long exposure
- emoodicon – how cool is this? jenijen sent this to me, a friend of hers invented this…. also the emoodicon moive
- Photoshop Disasters : Washington Post – that is amazing… Phil is both in front of and behind Tiger
- Baby Loves Banjo

June 13th, 2008 at 8:05 am
*giggles*
what are YOU up to?
June 13th, 2008 at 8:08 am
Whew – one would hate to ruin a ferret’s reputation with innuendo.
June 13th, 2008 at 8:50 am
liv – is my sleep deprivation showing?
Chris – exactly.
June 13th, 2008 at 9:07 am
So, was it a euphemism?
Or was the ferret really being bathed?
June 13th, 2008 at 9:16 am
God I love The Office.
June 13th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Those long exposure shots are freaking awesome. They reminded me of this shot:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/twowheelflight/1783798663/
June 13th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Jazz – she actually was bathing her pet ferret
Tink – that’s what she said
Apertome – now that’s a beautiful shot, the light coming through the shop windows is beautiful
June 13th, 2008 at 10:48 am
The emoodicon is awesome!
June 13th, 2008 at 11:30 am
thanks for the shout out
those st. petersburg photos are amazing. i love the one of the boy with the scarf.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Christy – ain’t it?
jenijen – yeah, that’s actually set as my pc’s desktop right now. did you install those cameras again?
June 13th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Huh…wha….?
June 13th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Greata – check… and mate
June 13th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
OK, so I tried the urban dictionary.com, I read the comments, but still I feel that being a non-native speaker I’m missing out on something
June 13th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
That last one in city of shadows — very cool. Havana is very intriguing; gives you insight as to how run down the city truly is…of course, probably his intent.
Love the ring…dont have the $$ to buy it, but would love to. KITTEH!
June 13th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Speaking of bleaching assholes, I just learned about this LAST NIGHT. Me and Dave’s stepmother were talking about it (yeah, she’s cool to talk about bleaching assholes with…now if it were Dave’s mom? HELLS NO) and I had no idea. Seriously.
June 13th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Peter – which part confused ya?
kat – there’s a contest to win a free one
mamatulip – that really should be the yardstick of coolness shouldn’t it? my old friend Charles in Austin, TX used to say he knew I was cool when I wasn’t offended by his reference to midget fisting
June 13th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I heard that anal bleaching is addictive.
I like a clean hole, just like most people, I imagine…but Mop-N-Glow works just fine on my Kitchen floor. In fact, it sparkles.
June 13th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Kevin Charnas – your kitchen is into porn?
kick ass
June 13th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
This post makes me giggle. Thank you.
June 13th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
tori – you are welcome.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
if ferrets react to water like cats do i am thinking ferret bathing would be a whole lot less fun than masturbation.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I’m such a retard that I don’t get it. sigh.
I need to get out more.
June 13th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
God, ferrets are such whores.
June 13th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
I love xkcd.
And bathing my ferret.
June 13th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
lime – i can’t argue with that logic
On a Limb with Claudia – which part?
Kristin – indeed
Kerry – ain’t no shame in that game baby
June 13th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
and here I was, thinking my rss button was what had you all excited.
June 14th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Hi honey, I am home…. * wink *
June 14th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Beaching what?! Don’t tell me….
fingers in ears, singing “marry had a little lamb…”
June 14th, 2008 at 11:27 am
I’m just enjoying your last few blogs on so many levels. I’m smiling with you. Making me feel good.
June 14th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I was going to comment but I was too busy singing….and bathing my ferret.
June 14th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Shelly – oh hai
lu – mary had the lamb’s asshole bleached too i hear
Bud – brother, this is joy. i’m so happy
Mary – hawt
June 17th, 2008 at 7:28 am
Great comic – thanks for sharing.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:45 pm
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