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“Excuses are like assholes, there’s really no reason to bleach them… unless you’re in the porn business.”
Thomas Alva Edison

[22:05] [name withheld to protect the ferret]: i am going to go bathe my ferret
[22:05] [van]: is that a euphemism for masturbation?

33 Responses to “name withheld to protect the ferret”

  1.  liv Says:

    *giggles*

    what are YOU up to?

  2.  Chris Says:

    Whew – one would hate to ruin a ferret’s reputation with innuendo.

  3.  furiousBall Says:

    liv – is my sleep deprivation showing?

    Chris – exactly.

  4.  Jazz Says:

    So, was it a euphemism?

    Or was the ferret really being bathed?

  5.  Tink Says:

    God I love The Office.

  6.  Apertome Says:

    Those long exposure shots are freaking awesome. They reminded me of this shot:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/twowheelflight/1783798663/

  7.  furiousBall Says:

    Jazz – she actually was bathing her pet ferret

    Tink – that’s what she said

    Apertome – now that’s a beautiful shot, the light coming through the shop windows is beautiful

  8.  Christy Says:

    The emoodicon is awesome!

  9.  jenijen Says:

    thanks for the shout out :-) those st. petersburg photos are amazing. i love the one of the boy with the scarf.

  10.  furiousBall Says:

    Christy – ain’t it?

    jenijen – yeah, that’s actually set as my pc’s desktop right now. did you install those cameras again?

  11.  Great/Greta Says:

    Huh…wha….?

  12.  furiousBall Says:

    Greata – check… and mate

  13.  Peter Says:

    OK, so I tried the urban dictionary.com, I read the comments, but still I feel that being a non-native speaker I’m missing out on something ;-)

  14.  kat Says:

    That last one in city of shadows — very cool. Havana is very intriguing; gives you insight as to how run down the city truly is…of course, probably his intent.
    Love the ring…dont have the $$ to buy it, but would love to. KITTEH!

  15.  mamatulip Says:

    Speaking of bleaching assholes, I just learned about this LAST NIGHT. Me and Dave’s stepmother were talking about it (yeah, she’s cool to talk about bleaching assholes with…now if it were Dave’s mom? HELLS NO) and I had no idea. Seriously.

  16.  furiousBall Says:

    Peter – which part confused ya?

    kat – there’s a contest to win a free one

    mamatulip – that really should be the yardstick of coolness shouldn’t it? my old friend Charles in Austin, TX used to say he knew I was cool when I wasn’t offended by his reference to midget fisting

  17.  Kevin Charnas Says:

    I heard that anal bleaching is addictive.

    I like a clean hole, just like most people, I imagine…but Mop-N-Glow works just fine on my Kitchen floor. In fact, it sparkles.

  18.  furiousBall Says:

    Kevin Charnas – your kitchen is into porn?

    kick ass

  19.  tori Says:

    This post makes me giggle. Thank you.

  20.  furiousBall Says:

    tori – you are welcome.

  21.  lime Says:

    if ferrets react to water like cats do i am thinking ferret bathing would be a whole lot less fun than masturbation.

  22.  On a Limb with Claudia Says:

    I’m such a retard that I don’t get it. sigh.

    I need to get out more.

  23.  Kristin Says:

    God, ferrets are such whores.

  24.  Kerry Says:

    I love xkcd.

    And bathing my ferret.

  25.  furiousBall Says:

    lime – i can’t argue with that logic

    On a Limb with Claudia – which part?

    Kristin – indeed

    Kerry – ain’t no shame in that game baby

  26.  flutter Says:

    and here I was, thinking my rss button was what had you all excited.

  27.  Shelly Says:

    Hi honey, I am home…. * wink *

  28.  lu Says:

    Beaching what?! Don’t tell me….
    fingers in ears, singing “marry had a little lamb…”

  29.  Bud Buckley Says:

    I’m just enjoying your last few blogs on so many levels. I’m smiling with you. Making me feel good.

  30.  Mary Says:

    I was going to comment but I was too busy singing….and bathing my ferret.

  31.  furiousBall Says:

    Shelly – oh hai

    lu – mary had the lamb’s asshole bleached too i hear

    Bud – brother, this is joy. i’m so happy

    Mary – hawt

  32.  Marty Says:

    Great comic – thanks for sharing.

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